112 definitions by eddy

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by eddy April 8, 2007

booty

A part of the body where the thighs meet. If's it's really big, it's often attractive.

I like really big booties.

by eddy December 23, 2003

Soy Dick

A dildo. Soy being a MEAT substitution.

Hey babe, put away the soy dick. I've got the real thing ready for you!

by eddy August 28, 2007

Girl Goo

Vaginal fluids, particularily when she's hot and bothered and it's starting to drip out of her.

She was DAMN horny, the girl goo was just dripping out of her!

by eddy June 27, 2007

ball dragging it

To feed off of someone elses fame and call it your own

Aaron was totally ball draggin it when he bragged about being in the band Black Box Benefits when he didnt do shit

by eddy October 29, 2004

pretto

A mix between the words: "Preppy" and "ghetto".

ok dude. tomorrow, i am so going to beat that gay pretto fuck upside the head with a stick. a large pointy stick. mwahahahah!

by eddy June 5, 2005

Flakebook

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.

Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.

by eddy August 28, 2007