eddy's definitions

Farmer Vision

TV reception from airwaves. No cable, no satellite, no Internet TV.

That old dinosaur only has tech from the 70s. You won't believe it but he's only got farmer vision!

by Eddy April 30, 2007

trigun

An awesome anime with a lot of philosophy and discussion of morality. Vash is one of my heros.

Why do they teach Shakespeare in school instead of Trigun?

by Eddy August 2, 2004

Gun Grabber

Usually a loony left-wing nut, aka dumbocrat, who mistakenly believes that the removal of lawfully owned guns will also remove them from crminal hands.

Despite the proven fact that banning of narcotics and firearms did NOT reduce their possesion amongst the criminals, Hitlery and the gun grabbers want to procede with more facist gun control schemes.

by Eddy January 11, 2008

Hull Hogan

Nick name for former Canadian prime minister Jean Cretin after he assaulted a protester in Hull, Quebec on February 1996. Pun on famous wrestler Hulk Hogan.

What's Hull Hogan up to these days? Beating up more protesters?

by Eddy September 7, 2007

booty

A part of the body where the thighs meet. If's it's really big, it's often attractive.

I like really big booties.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

david miller

david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.

If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style.

david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?

by Eddy January 17, 2008

Fog Ducker

Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.

What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?

Nah... he's a fog ducker.

by Eddy July 17, 2007