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sea shepherd

Violent extremists with no ethics nor morals. They will stop at nothing to force their extremist minority views upon the majority fascism. They have endangered the lives of others, celebrated their deaths, distorted the facts, and attacked others to propagate their cause.
The Canadian coast guard should have torpedoed the farley mowat for endangering lawful seal hunters and for ramming other ships. The sea shepherd’s claims of being in international waters at the time are as preposterous as their antics.

How appropriate of the sea shepherds to bail out two of their farley mowat crew members with twoonies. They wanted to exchange two loonies for a twoonie!
by Eddy April 16, 2008
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Quenya

conlang made by J.R.R. Tolkien spoken by elves.
by Eddy July 14, 2003
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Rich Dad

An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.
Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?

Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.

Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...
by Eddy September 4, 2009
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Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.
Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!
by Eddy April 14, 2007
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Star Wars

Possibly the one of the greatest stories ever written. It has a total of 5 movies and 100 or so books as well as hundreds of comics, games, etc. It is often pitted against Star Trek in flame wars.
Let's watch Star Wars.
by Eddy May 24, 2003
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monkey-bibble

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it
"Oh, monkey-bibble! We gotta' get off this train!"
by Eddy October 18, 2003
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Fog Ducker

Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.
What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?

Nah... he's a fog ducker.
by Eddy July 17, 2007
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