eddy's definitions

Rich Dad

An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.

Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?

Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.

Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...

by Eddy September 4, 2009

communism

A system that while it may work with some modification, is too unstable in today's greed obsessed world.

Communism failed because it banned business and religion. What idiot does that? Business and religion have always been the most powerful forces of society.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

sea shepherd

Violent extremists with no ethics nor morals. They will stop at nothing to force their extremist minority views upon the majority fascism. They have endangered the lives of others, celebrated their deaths, distorted the facts, and attacked others to propagate their cause.

The Canadian coast guard should have torpedoed the farley mowat for endangering lawful seal hunters and for ramming other ships. The sea shepherd’s claims of being in international waters at the time are as preposterous as their antics.

How appropriate of the sea shepherds to bail out two of their farley mowat crew members with twoonies. They wanted to exchange two loonies for a twoonie!

by Eddy April 16, 2008

Mal

Esperanto's overused equivalent to un-.

Maljuna-old
Malgranda-small
Maldekstra-left

by Eddy September 5, 2003

GMAG

The GMAG is the Ghetto Metro Arab Gangsta who lives in Woosta. Real name is Eddy

He is Ghetto, a metro, an aran and a gangsta

Look at the GMAG. Ain't he fly

by Eddy August 26, 2004

jonmang

just a mang, mang

see also: jonmange

y 2 be a jonmange

by eddy August 1, 2003

Pepsi Vanilla

after creating the god-awful Pepsi Blue, the Pepsi company needed to redeem itself by making a vanilla soda and sucked at marketing so they had to try to make fun of Vanilla Coke in the ads

Pepsi Vanilla is good but not as good as Vanilla Coke

by Eddy October 21, 2003