eddy's definitions

Flakebook

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.

Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.

by Eddy September 5, 2007

the one

The person who is supposed to be able to defeat the agents in the Matrix.

Neo is beleived to be the One.

by Eddy June 26, 2003

Wallet

What a gold digger looks for, a sugar daddy. The bigger the better and richer.

Slang for rich person supporting their object of affection.

Yah... I know I'm just a wallet for my gold digging whore, but she's damn good in bed so I'll keep her around for now.

by Eddy August 22, 2007

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017

swanie

That prude trouble making bitch that sits in the corner.

by Eddy August 15, 2003

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 14, 2007

X-Sux

an unfunny pun created by 12 year old X-Box haters, often used by fanboys

by Eddy October 18, 2003