eddy's definitions

slitch

A slut and a bitch

You're one real slitch

by Eddy April 26, 2004

Fog Ducker

Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.

What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?

Nah... he's a fog ducker.

by Eddy July 17, 2007

Mal

Esperanto's overused equivalent to un-.

Maljuna-old
Malgranda-small
Maldekstra-left

by Eddy September 5, 2003

Pepsi Vanilla

after creating the god-awful Pepsi Blue, the Pepsi company needed to redeem itself by making a vanilla soda and sucked at marketing so they had to try to make fun of Vanilla Coke in the ads

Pepsi Vanilla is good but not as good as Vanilla Coke

by Eddy October 21, 2003

david miller

david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.

If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style.

david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?

by Eddy January 17, 2008

s&fog

Sucking and Fucking Other Girls/Guys

She has been cheating, going around s&fog.

by Eddy July 22, 2006

GMAG

The GMAG is the Ghetto Metro Arab Gangsta who lives in Woosta. Real name is Eddy

He is Ghetto, a metro, an aran and a gangsta

Look at the GMAG. Ain't he fly

by Eddy August 26, 2004