eddy's definitions

Culture

A super advanced civilization in books written by Iain M. Banks. The best way to put it is that a 28th century Terp would say that they are a bit left wing.

"The Culture, they're a big left wing," K‡x'otsemu, a 28th century Terp, said.

by Eddy January 21, 2004

Vanilla Coke

the greatest soda ever created

by Eddy October 21, 2003

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017

R2D2 With A Hard On

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.

Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.

by Eddy June 17, 2007

See with your eyes not your hands

You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.

Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!

by Eddy July 31, 2007

thick

Similar to steatopygous. A highly desirable quality in women.

I like 'em thick.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

Wallet

What a gold digger looks for, a sugar daddy. The bigger the better and richer.

Slang for rich person supporting their object of affection.

Yah... I know I'm just a wallet for my gold digging whore, but she's damn good in bed so I'll keep her around for now.

by Eddy August 22, 2007