eddy's definitions

Mal

Esperanto's overused equivalent to un-.

Maljuna-old
Malgranda-small
Maldekstra-left

by Eddy September 5, 2003

Pepsi Vanilla

after creating the god-awful Pepsi Blue, the Pepsi company needed to redeem itself by making a vanilla soda and sucked at marketing so they had to try to make fun of Vanilla Coke in the ads

Pepsi Vanilla is good but not as good as Vanilla Coke

by Eddy October 21, 2003

Spice MILFs

Reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are MILFs!

Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is definitely one of the Spice MILFs!

by Eddy December 31, 2007

slitch

A slut and a bitch

You're one real slitch

by Eddy April 26, 2004

gorean

Extremely sexist.

We will fill the hearts of our gorean fascist foes with lead!

by Eddy February 21, 2004

Texas Bullseye

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.

For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!

by Eddy May 18, 2007

racism

Discrimination or stereotyping based on the erroneous concept of race. By far one of the stupidest ideas ever conceived.

Right wing activists need our help and consideration. They don't have it as easy as us. Attempts at communication are much harder, leading to isolation and lonelyness. Bids at social recognition seldom meet with success. It is a fact often overlooked that most buildings aren't made with the needs of right wing activists in mind.

by Eddy December 23, 2003