communism

A system that while it may work with some modification, is too unstable in today's greed obsessed world.

Communism failed because it banned business and religion. What idiot does that? Business and religion have always been the most powerful forces of society.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

Rich Dad

An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.

Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?

Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.

Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...

by Eddy September 05, 2009

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 08, 2007

god

Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.

by Eddy June 30, 2003

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by Eddy October 13, 2006

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 11, 2017

booty

A part of the body where the thighs meet. If's it's really big, it's often attractive.

I like really big booties.

by Eddy December 23, 2003