eddy's definitions

Mount Vernon

A hoodish city. Where the outcasts from NYC and Yonkers reside. Their sports teams are really BIG. Like REALLY big. TYhe players are jacked up! ugh Mamaroneck Cross Country always loses to their boys! All-County was held there once...never again.

Holy crap are you serious. That Mt Vernon guy just shot that dude in the head and nobody even looked!!!! Holy Moses-honey get in the car and hide your Jewelery!!

by Eddy July 3, 2005

Futt Buck

Butt Fuck with the first letters reversed.

His supervisor really futt bucked him good over that last foul up.

by Eddy April 11, 2005

FITA

Acronym: Fucked In The Ass

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.

by Eddy November 23, 2006

FUTA

Acronym for "Fucked Up The Ass"

Hey babe, ya walking a little funny. Did ya get FUTA?

by Eddy March 21, 2007

DUMocrats

The loonie left wing of the U.S. politics. They like to come up with feel good do nothing policies and hock them on the population like they were doing them a favor.

Don't vote for Hillary! She's one of those DUMocrats!

by Eddy March 22, 2007

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 14, 2007

Iron Butterfly Plus

Like an Iron Butterfly, but add manual stimulation to her butt.

While giving her an iron butterfly, I decided to use a free finger to give her some extra stimulation in the ass. That's the plus in the iron butterfly plus!

by Eddy April 22, 2007