Mount Vernon

A hoodish city. Where the outcasts from NYC and Yonkers reside. Their sports teams are really BIG. Like REALLY big. TYhe players are jacked up! ugh Mamaroneck Cross Country always loses to their boys! All-County was held there once...never again.
Holy crap are you serious. That Mt Vernon guy just shot that dude in the head and nobody even looked!!!! Holy Moses-honey get in the car and hide your Jewelery!!
by Eddy July 03, 2005
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Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.
Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.
by Eddy August 05, 2007
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FITA

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.
by Eddy November 23, 2006
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gimptard

A retarded gimp. One is has the qualitys of both a gimp and a retard.
Rachael S. is such a gimptard!
Wow thats a real fucking gimptard.
by eddy April 07, 2005
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Thicky Thick

Equavalent to the Tëlþuilgöç prefix m@o@lûmo-(round/curvy+attractively plump)
I like thick girls with huge butts and small waists.
by Eddy August 19, 2003
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Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
by Eddy August 05, 2007
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Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.
Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!
by Eddy April 14, 2007
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