6 definitions by ed harris
two girls who usually travel in groups. one is fat and hideous, the other is a huge butter face, and only hangs out with the fat one because it makes her feel better about herself, and is constantly putting her down. these types of girls usually come to partys, get fucked up off 2-3 beers and a bowl ( all scavenged of course)and then set theyre sights on a group of good looking guys to hang out with, make out with, or go cruising with. the guys will usually regret hanging out with these girls in the morning.
damn, when we saw those cops we were buggin out, we had some drunk underage mad junkie hos in the car.
by ed harris October 13, 2005
the act of taking a girl and fucking her, while reaching behind her and grabbing her by the shoulders, while saying a warrior like chant. the shoulder grip is mostly to get more leverage while laying the pipe. originates from dauphin pennsylvamia. extra enjoyable while high on cocaine.
by ed harris August 31, 2005
vodka that comes in a large plastic container, often has grips for the drunk that just cant let go. gets you drunk fast. often costs under 8 dollars a bottle. burns just as bad coming up as it does going down. best vodka ever!
aka: vlads, russias finest, i got a ten what can i get, and the ever popular furry hat vodka
aka: vlads, russias finest, i got a ten what can i get, and the ever popular furry hat vodka
he was beligerent drunk, three sheets to the wind, but he didnt lose his grip on the bottle of vladimirs finest, thank god for those grips!
by ed harris August 31, 2005
socks, started by leroy vencak, i though i was very funny because i was incredibly high when he said it. he made it up at the same time i heard oochie wally for the first time
by ed harris October 13, 2005
a fistin piston is a very delicate process that can be done on any girl who is down for some serious pain and pleasure. there are two different ways of going about the fistin piston.
1: having a girl lay in front of you, while fisting her sideways sloppy joe with an in and out motion with both hands, similar to the pistons in a motor. this motion is incredibly similar to throwing bows
2: the second process, ironically called number two is similar to process one although the fisting is done with one hand going in the slimy hatchet wound, and one hand going in the baloon knot. aka: {5 in the pink 5 in the stink
1: having a girl lay in front of you, while fisting her sideways sloppy joe with an in and out motion with both hands, similar to the pistons in a motor. this motion is incredibly similar to throwing bows
2: the second process, ironically called number two is similar to process one although the fisting is done with one hand going in the slimy hatchet wound, and one hand going in the baloon knot. aka: {5 in the pink 5 in the stink
it was bad enough danielle's mom walked in on us, i was giving her a fistin piston, there was bloood on the walls and everything. i felt bad so i helped her find the random pieces of sloppy sausage wallet that were strewn across the rug.
by ed harris September 18, 2005
by ed harris October 9, 2005