righteousness orgasm

This is that warm and cosy feeling of self-congratulatory feeling of righteousness that accompanies ostantateous posturing for a socially approved cause or possessing conventional virtue.
Megan did not feel chilly, like an idiot, or like a slut despite wearing a homemade lettuce-leaf bikini in Raliegh; instead, she sustained several righteousness orgasms in feeling so superior to others less committed to her cause.
by eViL pOp TaRt June 29, 2010
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go-cup

A term used in New Orleans to refer to the plastic cups given by bars to their patrons so that they might take drinks off of the premises, as in to-go drinks or at closing time.
"It's closing time, guys. Want your beer in a go-cup?"
by eViL pOp TaRt February 10, 2006
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technically-augmented ta-tas

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.
Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
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rust standard

A standard of low or suspect quality; the opposite to the gold standard.
When it comes to objectivity and fairness in news coverage, CNN sets the rust standard.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
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rule 81

A woman will know exactly when you're staring at her breasts. No exceptions.

This is applicable to all situations, not just on the internet.
Sienna sensed a definite rule 81 moment despite John's calculated diffidence.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 21, 2010
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porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 02, 2011
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tacky

In bad taste. This usage, as opposed to the physical description, originated in the rural South but has since been adopted for use nationwide and in urban settings.
Wearing a translucent blouse and a black bra is downright tacky.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 25, 2006
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