eViL pOp TaRt's definitions

obfun

Obfun is short for "obligatory fun." It refers to the ice-breaking activities that are injected into all-day seminars oe conferences either to make it more interesting to the participants, to remove any sense of dignity that might remain, and to lend variety to the activities.

The all-day conference consisted of six hours of lectures, and three occasions of obfun in which we lowered Hula-Hoops over each other, wore silly masks, and pretended that we were a herd of lemmings migrating for survival.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 20, 2008

jolie blonde

The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.

It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

Paris Hilton syndrome

The Paris Hilton syndrome refers to the gleeful pleasure that some people get when some essentially harmless prominent or attractive person experiences humiliation; as was the case when the Hilton heiress and model Paris Hilton was outed in the widely-disseminated and infamous sex video. It is essentially one form of schadenfreude.

Meg and Candy enjoyed the fall from grace of pop princess Britney Spears; another manifestation of the Paris Hilton syndrome.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 18, 2006

kiss my ass hat

This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"

My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.

by evil pop tart December 24, 2009

Arkansas virgin

An Arkansas virgin is a girl that can run faster than her brothers.

Marilou was, like many girls on the track team, an Arkansas virgin.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 26, 2006

make do-do

To go to sleep. Used in French Louisiana and New Orleans. Pronounced "doh-doh," as opposed to doo-doo, which means feces.

I am tired, so I think I will make do-do.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 1, 2011

PMS card

This is the use of PMS (premenstrual syndrome) as an excuse by some women for ill-tempered behavior, usually with the audience being some guy who could not handle this kind of display..

Sherry habitually played the PMS card to account for her outbursts. She would seemingly be having two periods per month.

by eViL pOp TaRt November 11, 2010