Definitions by eViL pOp TaRt

PMS card 

This is the use of PMS (premenstrual syndrome) as an excuse by some women for ill-tempered behavior, usually with the audience being some guy who could not handle this kind of display..

Sherry habitually played the PMS card to account for her outbursts. She would seemingly be having two periods per month.

PMS card by eViL pOp TaRt November 11, 2010

Perky effect 

The Perky effect, in psychology, refers to the process by which visual mental imagery is thought to interefere with visual perception. For example, if a person is instructed to project by imagination a tomato or a banana on a while screen, an a faint image of a tomato or banana is projected, the person may not be able to tell the difference between the real image and that which was imagined. Cheves W. Perky did the pioneering research on this back in 1910. This is the first meaning of the Perky effect.

There is another meaning: the Perky effect is what happens when you go braless on a cold day.

Thomasina loved cold days because of the perky effect.

Perky effect by eViL pOp TaRt October 20, 2010

drachenfutter 

Drachenfutter is a gift or some other form of peace offering used by a husband or boyfriend in order to appease an angry woman or girlfriend. Used primarily in cities where there is a significant population of German origin.

Since Jack forgot Madeline's birthday and went out with her older sister, she will punish him by withholding affection until he expresses sufficient repentance with some appropriate drachenfutter.

drachenfutter by eViL pOp TaRt October 5, 2010

Grit Lit 

A collegiate slang expression for Southern Literature.

I'm taking Grit Lit this semester.

Grit Lit by eViL pOp TaRt September 20, 2010

minor benefits 

The action of masturbating someone else.

The only way in which Trevor got lucky with Renée was with her providing minor benefits.

minor benefits by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010

alligator pear 

An avocado is called an alligator pear by some New Orleanians.

You can't make guacamole without an alligator pear.

alligator pear by eViL pOp TaRt July 10, 2010

righteousness orgasm

This is that warm and cosy feeling of self-congratulatory feeling of righteousness that accompanies ostantateous posturing for a socially approved cause or possessing conventional virtue.

Megan did not feel chilly, like an idiot, or like a slut despite wearing a homemade lettuce-leaf bikini in Raliegh; instead, she sustained several righteousness orgasms in feeling so superior to others less committed to her cause.

righteousness orgasm by eViL pOp TaRt July 3, 2010