eL's definitions

El Scorpion

A God of GoEdit

El Scorpion is God

by EL February 15, 2004

harry potter

over-rated series of books about kids who do magic and battle bad guys.

They are incredibly popular and are often compared with Lord of The Rings

Anyone who even attempts to bag harry potter is immediately labeled an illiterate moron

'Today i read harry potter'
'I don't like harry potter'
'WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YOU ILLITERATE MORON!!! I WANT TO KILL YOU'
'actually i've read them a few times, they're 'just not that good...calm down, man, calm down

by el January 7, 2005

Gobshite

Non-descript thing. Can be substituted for any object. Slang.

"I don't give a flying gobshite!"
"I'll bet you ten gobshites..."
"Suck my gobshite"

by El April 1, 2005

Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato

by el January 7, 2005

Cf

Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens

That chicken is cooked... right?

by El February 8, 2004

bloody

1. popular swearword in Australia(equivalent to damn)

2. affix used to add emphasis to a word.

1.Bloody Hell!
(or stronger: Bloody fuckin' hell!)

2.That was fan-bloody-tastic

That was pee-bloody-thetic

by el January 7, 2005