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The condition of a female's vaginal cavity after hours and hours of dry sex. The natural "juices" are depleted after a long session and the friction creates an unpleasant, burning feeling for the female. Knowing that the female is in utter pain, the male keeps going and going until ejaculation anyway.
Ronald took two viagras and fucked Minnie Cooper all night long. Half way through she got dry, but 'ole Ronnie, being the Stud he is, rode that PORK RIND to the end.
by e-rips December 17, 2003
Get the Pork Rind mug.The act of viciously sodomizing a female that has profuse acne in and about the buttocks area. The massive thrusting motion ruptures the white tops of the zits, cause all the accumulated pus to spill out onto the butt cheeks and into the colon. Often used as a 'natural' lubricant to aid in the anal penetration.
The aftermath usually leaves a large and unsightly mess on both participants.
The aftermath usually leaves a large and unsightly mess on both participants.
After Betty, the zit queen, had come out of the back room at Bill's party she was hesitant to sit down. We could all tell that Jimmy had give her quite a PUS THRUST earlier because he had a bunch of caked white goo on the front of his pants. What a sick fuck!
by e-rips December 30, 2003
Get the Pus Thrust mug.The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
by e-rips January 5, 2004
Get the Phallic Salad mug.The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.
Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.
by e-rips January 6, 2004
Get the Grit Slit mug.Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:
The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.
A bathroom stall during the senior prom.
The toilet while at a raging party.
In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.
Your mom's house during dinner.
Places to cath these deviants:
The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.
A bathroom stall during the senior prom.
The toilet while at a raging party.
In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.
Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
Get the Spunk Knuckle mug.The act of performing fellacio on a female during a severe Yeast infection.
The resulting term originated from the look of the facial area when the
person comes up for air.
The white yeast particles tend to stick to the nose and lips,
thus giving the impression the person has been eating "Powdered Doughnuts"
The resulting term originated from the look of the facial area when the
person comes up for air.
The white yeast particles tend to stick to the nose and lips,
thus giving the impression the person has been eating "Powdered Doughnuts"
Jim was so hungry for Sally's pink stink hole that he went down despite her raging yeast infection.
He finished so fast he forgot to wipe his face off and we all thought
he had been eating POWDERED DOUGHNUTS, until he told us what he did.
Then we all threw up...
He finished so fast he forgot to wipe his face off and we all thought
he had been eating POWDERED DOUGHNUTS, until he told us what he did.
Then we all threw up...
by e-rips December 8, 2003
Get the Powdered Doughnut mug.The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf
Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.
by e-rips September 23, 2003
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