hamburger

a way to talk in public about sex making a hamburger...pretty straight forward...and if u wanna talk about a gangbang you could say a double decker hamburger...

Kyle:hey tamara wanna make a hamburger?
Tamara:only if Chad joins
Kyle:wtf?
Chad:your mom
Dylan:....holy fuckin shit monkeys

by Dylowned September 24, 2005

vaginarhea

when a girl has chunky period to the EXTREME! and she has to sit on the toilet to get all that nasty chunkiness outta there and it comes out just like the runs or the squirties or diarhea w/e u wanna call it....for girls its like a ripped up harliqin fetus coming out of there pussy

Kyle:Eww
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer

by Dylowned December 28, 2005

biats

biats comes from the word biotch witch meens BITCH ....

I'm rich biats ..honk honk!
or
I did that biats up the bum hard last night

by Dylowned May 23, 2005

Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...

by Dylowned September 24, 2005

anti balldropper

A lil bitchy little kid that has a squeaky voice and haven't hit puberty, and there balls havent dropped even though they look and sound like 4 year olds they act like they like girls and they try to convince everyone that ppls balls drop when they're 2 years old even though thats not true, usually the anti balldroppers are no longer once they start voice crackin and they get an adams apple ...in there spare time anti balldroppers like to play ps2 online and talk to all the teenage fat chicks and they also like to hang out with there older broters and try to score with there brothers friends

Dylan:sorry cuyler but for now your an anti balldropper
Cuyler:lets have sex
Dylan:Who recieves?
Cuyler:You
Dylan:no thanks then

by dylowned July 12, 2008

butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence

CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

by Dylowned August 30, 2005

shit monkey

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation

noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming

by Dylowned September 24, 2005