Definitions by dunky oggins

cunt-struck 

sexually infatuated with a woman

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.

cunt-struck by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

minge winker 

a striptease artiste

Widdecombe gave up politics to become a minge winker.

minge winker by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

bearded oyster 

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

bearded oyster by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

shit shag

anal intercourse

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

shit shag by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

red flag week 

pertaining to a woman's period.

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.

red flag week by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

spunk guzzler 

a promiscuous woman.

June is a right spunk guzzler, 5 blokes gave her a roasting last night.

spunk guzzler by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

muffin the mule 

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s

we all love muffin, muffin the mule.

muffin the mule by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003