Definitions by dugald
ultimate chick song
Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler. It is incontestibly the girliest, queerest dance song ever made. However, despite that it is an irresistible and catchy tune.
"Dammit...they're playing that Total Eclipse song again...my girlfriend's gonna want to slow dance with me now, FUCK!"
ultimate chick song by dugald March 8, 2005
swishbuckler
Term used to describe a gay person on open water, usually implying involvement in piracy or public disturbance.
"Look at those swishbucklers protesting George Bluth Sr.'s retirement! Take your gay pride cruise somewhere else!"
swishbuckler by dugald February 23, 2005
Lakitu
Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.
ultralisk
Term defining a large truck or group of people that obstructs the flow of traffic, either intentionally or unintenionally. Taken from Starcraft, where Ultralisks commonly block up base entrances by accident, preventing zerglings from entering or leaving.
arbiter
When a person of the black or hispanic persuasion starts a fight in a store with employees or other customers to aid and cover the shoplifting efforts of other members of said person's group. Named after the Arbiter aircraft in Starcraft, a ship that makes nearby friendly units invisible.