Definitions by driver_im8
alabama hurricane
A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.
TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU
SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU
SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
alabama hurricane by driver_im8 August 8, 2009
perving
this is when a man or woman are materbating thinking they are
alone but actualy giving someone a peep show.
alone but actualy giving someone a peep show.
I'm telling you JOSH,I have to get a new room mate,
I caught MIKEY perving on his self last night.
Well joe,there are two types of guys in the world
One's that say they are going to quit but don't
And one's that that don't even try!
Yeah,but he was screaming my name!!!!!!!
I caught MIKEY perving on his self last night.
Well joe,there are two types of guys in the world
One's that say they are going to quit but don't
And one's that that don't even try!
Yeah,but he was screaming my name!!!!!!!
perving by driver_im8 July 25, 2009
whisker lickens
this is when you give oral sex to a woman who tastes so
sweet and looks so fine you wish you had mustache
whiskers to lick.
sweet and looks so fine you wish you had mustache
whiskers to lick.
whisker lickens by driver_im8 July 24, 2009
bio-bertha
A very large woman who promoted the green movement before it became a trend by providing shade in the summer and heat in the winter to her mate.
You see that mexican with the frito bandito mustache with
bio-bertha? I bet when she sits on his face he looks like the
headless horseman.
FRIEND (BEGINS TO GAG HIS TACOS UP IN THE GARBAGE CAN)
bio-bertha? I bet when she sits on his face he looks like the
headless horseman.
FRIEND (BEGINS TO GAG HIS TACOS UP IN THE GARBAGE CAN)
bio-bertha by driver_im8 July 19, 2009
snatch grab
that is when a woman gets so excited during oral sex she
grabs her partner by the ears and runs his nose into her
vagina and begins pumping his face like intercourse.
grabs her partner by the ears and runs his nose into her
vagina and begins pumping his face like intercourse.
Since charlene pulled a snatch grab on me last night,I
can't seem to get the smell of asshole out of my nose.
can't seem to get the smell of asshole out of my nose.
snatch grab by driver_im8 July 19, 2009
shuffles
a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!
Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?
shuffles by driver_im8 July 10, 2009
booger
Did you see the booger on that niggra?
FRIEND; Yeah,he's got more hair up there than Sasquatch
gots on his ass!
FRIEND; Yeah,he's got more hair up there than Sasquatch
gots on his ass!
booger by driver_im8 July 10, 2009