Dropoff

After taking a shit and standing up to wipe your arse, dropoff is the dod of shit that remains clinging to your hoop until you are upright, then falls off and lands on a number of places.... in your boxers, on the carpet, on your shoes etc... and is renowned for going un - noticed until it's too late.
"Yesterday in the office, Alan emerged from the gent's with mad dropoff down the back of his pants ! no - one told him and it ended up getting everywhere !"
by Drewbud315 August 02, 2007
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Blaw

e.g. Blow, Scottish slang for Hashish.
Only used for describing Hashish.
Haw Tam, got any blaw ?
by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007
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n00bspeek

Dialect used by non - educated young adults on the internet, typically characterised by the use of words such as "teh," "waht" and "liek" and also characterised by an abundance of typos, such as missing the shift key for punctuation.
N00bspeek: ZOMFG !!!1! teh video is so FAKE lolzwaht a n00b!!!11!!one!!1!eleven!
by Drewbud315 September 03, 2007
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nut cutlet

A game that Americans play in the kitchen: You squat down in your sink with your balls dangling down into the waste disposal. With various targets set up on the wall around the "on" switch, you then have to choose which friend you want to eliminate a target with a BB gun or dart. You can't choose the same friend twice until everyone's had a shot, and you can only leave the sink when ALL targets are hit, or when you give yourself a Nut Cutlet.
Johnny - "Dude, were you at Hank's party last night ? Jim gave Marv some mad nut cutlet !!"
by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
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Dumbfuck McNumbnuts

Another term for a total pleb
Dumbfuck McNumbnuts! can't you do anything right ??
by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
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jack white

"Man ! those white stripes are a fucking joke. Total jack white."
by Drewbud315 August 03, 2007
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smackhole

Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.
"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."
by Drewbud315 May 18, 2007
mugGet the smackholemug.