Fun tins

Slang for breasts.
See also Hooters, Dirty Pillows, Milk Makers, Cushions, Cans, Tits, Norks, White Pointers, Jugs

"Let's lube up those fun tins and get my member between them"

by Drew Christx November 20, 2004

Rat

The name for the penis

"Smoke my rat bitch"
"You're a rat-smoking homo"

by Drew Christx November 16, 2004

Crazy Eights

When a chick lies on a bed spread-eagled and runs her finger in a figure-eight motion around and between her cunt and arse holes.

"She's doing the crazy-8's, looks like someone's getting lucky"

by drew christx May 05, 2005

Pearl

Possibly the greatest vibrator ever made. Has a clear plastic section with real perals inside that oscilate to intensify the stimulation.
Similar to the famous RABBITT 2000

"My boyfriend's gone on tour, so i've had to pull out the Pearl and pleasure myself"

by drew christx May 04, 2005

wrangler

Another word for G-string.
Rhyming slang: "G-banger" = "Jeep Wrangler"

"Check out that slut, black Wrangler under a white skirt. Tasty!"

by Drew Christx November 15, 2004

moth

A put-down about the appearance of a person

"You look like an absolute moth"

"Take off that shitty trucker cap, you look like a moth"

by Drew Christx November 12, 2004

smouch

A generalised term for a sloppy vagina

You could fit a dozen cocks in that pirate whore's smouch

by Drew Christx November 12, 2004