drew christx's definitions

smouch

A generalised term for a sloppy vagina

You could fit a dozen cocks in that pirate whore's smouch

by Drew Christx November 11, 2004

porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.

Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"

by Drew Christx January 23, 2007

double penetration

When a female has two cocks in the same whole. As apposed to a 'two-up' where it's one cock in the twat and one up the poo-chute, double penetration is the friendliest form of a threesome.

If i can fit my fist in her clam, then she'll be up for a bit of double penetration

by Drew Christx November 19, 2004

mushtick

A bullshit hand-ball serve made up by Max where the ball has to bounce off the ceiling before going into the opposing player's court

Stand back, he's serving a mushtick

by drew christx May 4, 2005

phranger

A condom. See the mis-spelled franger

She wasn't on the pill so i had to tarp the load with a phranger

by drew christx May 3, 2005

dc

Acronym for "dead cunt".

I wish the retards who posted the 500 different 'District of Columbias' would be dc's.

by drew christx May 4, 2005

dank

An expression about the appearance or behaviour of someone

That looks reallllllll dank.

by drew christx April 21, 2005