drew christx's definitions

urban taipan

The toughest, most stealth lifeform in the world.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.

Nuffbag: Did you see that?
Debit: No.
Nuffbag and Debit: Urban Taipan!

by Drew Christx April 12, 2007

canus

The section of flesh between the cunt and the anus
See also banus

My cock missed re-entry and rammed into her canus

by Drew Christx November 11, 2004

double penetration

When a female has two cocks in the same whole. As apposed to a 'two-up' where it's one cock in the twat and one up the poo-chute, double penetration is the friendliest form of a threesome.

If i can fit my fist in her clam, then she'll be up for a bit of double penetration

by Drew Christx November 19, 2004

Crazy Eights

When a chick lies on a bed spread-eagled and runs her finger in a figure-eight motion around and between her cunt and arse holes.

"She's doing the crazy-8's, looks like someone's getting lucky"

by drew christx May 4, 2005

maf

Acronym for Mark Anthony Foy, Australia's favourite sexual predator/paedophile.

"Better watch the kids, MAF might be around." or..

"She might only be 12 but i'd MAF her"

by Drew Christx November 14, 2004

neck up

The act of forcing ones premature departure from a non relevant discussion, whilst holding your thumb perpendicular to your neck and index finger directly toward the sky.

In the words of Chopper "Neck up, parrot"

by drew christx June 6, 2005

ski bunny

A female on the snow who makes you crack a fat even in sub zero temperatures.

Time to get out the guns and get us a ski bunny

by Drew Christx August 3, 2005