31 definitions by drew christx

D in P

Means Dick in Pussy. Can be expressed as a percentage or ratio.

J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.

Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.

by drew christx April 9, 2007

pelch

Sweat, or sweat marks visible on clothing.

I can't believe the humidity! I've got arse pelch up the ying-yang

by drew christx June 7, 2005

dog roza

A policeman or woman who controls the Police canine

Hide the stash, here come the dog Rozas!

by drew christx April 22, 2005

maf

Acronym for Mark Anthony Foy, Australia's favourite sexual predator/paedophile.

"Better watch the kids, MAF might be around." or..

"She might only be 12 but i'd MAF her"

by drew christx November 15, 2004

Fun tins

Slang for breasts.
See also Hooters, Dirty Pillows, Milk Makers, Cushions, Cans, Tits, Norks, White Pointers, Jugs

"Let's lube up those fun tins and get my member between them"

by drew christx November 20, 2004

Rat

The name for the penis

"Smoke my rat bitch"
"You're a rat-smoking homo"

by drew christx November 16, 2004

neck up

The act of forcing ones premature departure from a non relevant discussion, whilst holding your thumb perpendicular to your neck and index finger directly toward the sky.

In the words of Chopper "Neck up, parrot"

by drew christx May 31, 2005