dr. shatner's definitions

Carb Face

A fat or puffy face.

"Check out the carb face on that chick."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

White Thing

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Hook Me

Set me up, give it to me, tell me

Jerry'll hook me.

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Spinks

To get one's ass kicked to a significant degree.

"Neeya pulled a Spinks lass night, yo. Mug inna hospital n' shit."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Tit Nipply

A mite bit cold.

"It's a tit nipply out this mornin', son. Let's get the cows fed sos we can get inside and watch football."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Hospital Job

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.

"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Sizzle

Verb - To suck; to perform fellatio.

"Sizzle mah dizzle, mo fizzle."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004