36 definitions by dr. foo

kneeling at the throne

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

by dr. foo November 26, 2008

hipper-dipper

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

by dr. foo July 11, 2008

dryarrhea

Dried up diarrhea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday.

by dr. foo July 11, 2008

dryarrhea

dried-up dirrahea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday,

by dr. foo July 11, 2008

BFHO

BFHO is an acronym for Big Fucking Hard On. A popular expression in the 1960's, BFHO was a form of sarcasm meaning that something thought to be a big deal was nothing to get excited about at all.

Dude 1: I got the job at McDonalds!

Dude 2: BFHO

Dude 1: You're right, BFHO

by dr. foo September 21, 2008

early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

by dr. foo July 11, 2008

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by dr. foo July 11, 2008