dr. foo's definitions

lezquatch

A husky lesbian with hairy arms

That bar is a well-known lezquatch hang out.

by Dr. Foo May 22, 2008

coochie cash

Funds used to pay prostitutes

Funds obtained from prostitution (the avails)

The governor kept his coochie cash in a secret account.

She paid off her loans with coochie cash.

by Dr. Foo June 2, 2008

bracer

An alcoholic drink taken to steady the nerves

Old Alcoholic: The ex is stopping in today with her social worker--time for a little bracer.

by Dr. Foo August 7, 2008

Distant thunder

A plus size with big tits and big thighs

There's Marjorie--that's distant thunder

by Dr. Foo May 2, 2008

kneeling at the throne

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008

Short Game

Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed

to appearances at a distance.

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo June 23, 2011

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008