Definitions by dr. cornwalice
Catholik Priezt
A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner
Catholik Priezt by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008
M.LIB
A stupid blond bitch who thinks that a sphincter is someone who helped build the sphinx
Kayiesha! Stop acting like a fucking M.LIB, Stop your fucking laughing, you sound like a horse! Asshole, Im not the one with herpes on my vagina! Who's laughing now you M.LIB
Kayiesha! Stop acting like a fucking M.LIB, Stop your fucking laughing, you sound like a horse! Asshole, Im not the one with herpes on my vagina! Who's laughing now you M.LIB
M.LIB by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008
The Chuck Norris
A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.
I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
The Chuck Norris by Dr. Cornwalice April 20, 2008
State of California
John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
State of California by Dr. Cornwalice April 15, 2008
Tard bucket
I saw Johnny after that UPS truck hit him, they have him in a tard bucket now, all he seems to do is drool on himself, can't walk, can't even talk.
Tard bucket by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
Chocolate Eclairs
Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
Chocolate Eclairs by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
Jobelicker
N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.
Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!
Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!
You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!
You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
Jobelicker by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008