dr. bubba's definitions

Regoal

In business, restating easier goals to avoid the consequences of failing to meet existing goals. May also be practiced in government, education, and personal life.

I was about to be fired for blowing my sales goal, but I regoaled and now I'm getting promoted because my clients think I'm a really nice person.

by Dr. Bubba April 30, 2010

Asspansion

The phenomenon in which butts expand over time.

Did you see Dee Ann at the reunion? Damn, asspansion had got the best of her!

by Dr. Bubba April 4, 2011

Book Coma

The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.

I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?

by Dr. Bubba June 29, 2011

page whip

To use Cliff's Notes and/or skim a book without reading carefully and highlighting or making notes.

Are you ready for our class discussion of Grapes of Wrath today?
I page whipped it over the weekend. Hopefully the prof won't ask me anything.

by Dr. Bubba August 7, 2011

dating weight

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.

Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

arm booger

A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.

Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.

by Dr. Bubba May 20, 2012

comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.

Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012