in vacuo

adjective, probably latin so should be italicized in writing
1. Within a vaccum
2. Without relation to anything else; alone
Burger Man: Here's your order, sir!
Customer: What? NO PICKLES? WHERE ARE MY PICKLES???
Burger Man: I'm afraid all pickles are now in vacuo as the last man who tried to pick a pickle tree suffocated due to lack of air.
by Dr. Batido November 28, 2005
mugGet the in vacuomug.

Maoism

A branch of Communism created by Mao Zedong. This branch differed greatly from Marxism.

For instance, Karl Marx thought that economies had stages they went through such as slavery, feudal, ect, until you get to capitalism. Marx taugt that capitalism would eventually lead way to the next stage of communism.

Mao Zedong lived in a country with a bunch of peasents. However, he thought China would do pretty well as a communist country even though he was breaking with the very basics of Marxist thought. So he got some peasents, killed people, and took over the government. From peasents to communism, only not real communism.

Marx taught that the prolaterians (see proletarian) were supposed to take over and then lead the country themselves.

Mao Zedong taught that people didn't really know what was good for them, but of course he did. He had some kind of metaphor that set up a body where he was the head, the goverment the arms, and the people the other parts. Or something like that. Basicly he wanted to be seen as God.

In short, Maoism is a lame excuse for communism that Mao Zedong used to gain power and not Marxism at all.
I was with a group of communists running away from an anti-commie hate group the other day that was trying to shoot us. We hid out in an abondonded church and eventually we found out that this one guy who was supposed to be communist really believed in Maoism, so we shot him ourselves.
by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005
mugGet the Maoismmug.
A group of states that didn't like the way United States of America was going, so they said they weren't really part of the United States of America anymore. The rest of the country didn't like this, so they started a war. A lot of people think the war was fought over slavery, but that was just one issue among many. Most southerners didn't even own slaves, although most of the ones who did owned a lot of them. The next most common thing is to own one slave or no slaves.
If the Confederate States of America had won, things would be so much better now. People would've abolished slavery eventually and the Confederate States of America were much more for state rights than our government is today.
by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005
mugGet the Confederate States of Americamug.

Bananas In Pajamas

A television show featuring large talking bananas that would run around in their night clothes in public during broad daylight. I used to watch it sometimes when I was around 4 when I got pretty bored. I thought it sucked then, so if I'm any example kids don't even like it. I remember someone trying to swim in a bench on that show.
Bananas
In Pajamas
Are COMing down the stairs!

The Bananas In Pajamas want to kill you.
by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005
mugGet the Bananas In Pajamasmug.

maximini

A type of incredibly short dress, derived from the term mini.

I can find no evidence of these, but when I posted on a message board about how I thought dresses were long a girl corrected me by telling me about minis and maximinis. Girls believe in them.
If you believe in maximinis clap your hands!
by Dr. Batido December 23, 2005
mugGet the maximinimug.

Heaven's Gate Cult

In 90's there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a space ship. Several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, 'cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. Once a room was found with 30 Heaven's Gate members who had commited suicide. They thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the spaceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.

They claim to be Christian, but they're a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. There's a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.
Poor Sod: I'm lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. I should go join Heaven's Gate Cult! A cult would fill the void!
by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005
mugGet the Heaven's Gate Cultmug.

Communist Leader

An advocater of communism who has achieved political power.
Leon Trotsky, Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and any other communist leader besides the losers in china and vietnam, who don't count, seem to have beards. Go figure.
by Dr. Batido December 23, 2005
mugGet the Communist Leadermug.