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Definitions by dr ben

Disasterstroke 

When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.
Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.

Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude
Disasterstroke by dr ben May 30, 2013

Sock Nuggets 

The small bits of fluff from a sock that still cling to your foot after you have taken a sock off. These occur particularly if it has been a sweaty day and the socks are relatively new.
Ugh I took my socks off to go swimming and found some sock nuggets clinging to my feet
Sock Nuggets by dr ben April 10, 2013

Pile of Denial

A stack of mail that sits unopened because the recipient is sure that it contains bad news e.g. bank statements, credit card bills. Usually accumulates for weeks before being tackled all at once
John: What's that mail over there?

Jim: Oh, that's my pile of denial. I can't be dealing with that right now
Pile of Denial by Dr Ben March 7, 2013
The state of feeling overbloated from having consumed too much beer. Can be partially cured by burping.
After four hours in the pub I felt incredibly beerous.
Beerous by dr ben August 12, 2012

Danger Beer 

After an evening of moderate drinking, Danger Beer is the beer that puts you over the edge to fully drunk and doubles the resultant hangover. You know you shouldn't have it but you can't resist one last beer before the night is over.
"Sorry I'm late, ended up having Danger Beer last night and couldn't find my pants this morning"
Danger Beer by dr ben September 5, 2011

Poisoned turd 

Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter

Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
Poisoned turd by dr ben March 3, 2011

Chatastrophic

Adjective describing terrible banter or a person with terrible banter
I had to sit next to Sally at dinner last night. She was chatastrophic!
Chatastrophic by dr ben June 28, 2009