Definitions by dr ben
Disasterstroke
When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.
Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.
Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude
Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude
Disasterstroke by dr ben May 30, 2013
Sock Nuggets
The small bits of fluff from a sock that still cling to your foot after you have taken a sock off. These occur particularly if it has been a sweaty day and the socks are relatively new.
Sock Nuggets by dr ben April 10, 2013
Pile of Denial
A stack of mail that sits unopened because the recipient is sure that it contains bad news e.g. bank statements, credit card bills. Usually accumulates for weeks before being tackled all at once
John: What's that mail over there?
Jim: Oh, that's my pile of denial. I can't be dealing with that right now
Jim: Oh, that's my pile of denial. I can't be dealing with that right now
Pile of Denial by Dr Ben March 7, 2013
Danger Beer
After an evening of moderate drinking, Danger Beer is the beer that puts you over the edge to fully drunk and doubles the resultant hangover. You know you shouldn't have it but you can't resist one last beer before the night is over.
Danger Beer by dr ben September 5, 2011
Poisoned turd
Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter
Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
Poisoned turd by dr ben March 3, 2011
Chatastrophic
Chatastrophic by dr ben June 28, 2009