waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005

You can't possibly be flying

A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

pavement pizza

May also refer to road kill.

The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

moral standards

Standards of behavior and association based upon one's moral values.

Do your moral standards allow you to associate with people who have lower moral values?

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

corporate personhood

The legal doctrine by which a corporation is called an entity instead of property of a person who owns it.

The result of corporate personhood is that corporations have more rights than people do.

Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

ratchet jaw

In CB slanguage:

1. n. One who talks continually.

2. v. To talk continually.

3. v. To talk on the CB radio.

If you ratchet jaw, then you are a ratchet jaw.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

Oly

Short for Olympia.

You only call Olympia Oly if you're talking about the beer, or if you're trying desperately to be funny. Very, very desperately, and more trying than funny.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004