Legalese

The dialect that the "legal" profession uses to hoodwink people into paying them a week's wage for an hour's work. See conflict of interest.

Attorneys use Legalese to be able to tell lies about regular people without the regular people being able to understand what's said about them.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

Jehovah's Witness

(Grammatically incorrect.) A member of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Grammatically correct form: He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

WWJD

What Would Jesus Do; based upon the principle in 1 Cor. 6:9-17 that a Christian's body is a member of Christ and what ever you do with your body, you do as a member of Christ's body, whether Christ is willing or not.

Any Christian who commits fornication rapes Jesus because it is Jesus' body with which he fornicates. Do you really think he's going to want you in heaven with him after that?

by Downstrike May 19, 2004

Hellay

L.A., as in Los Angeles written out rather than abbreviated, in order to give a more complete understanding of the situation.

Hellay isn't just a place. It's a situation!

by Downstrike November 19, 2004

legal

A one-word oxymoron, when it comes to the profession called "legal".

See attorney, legislator, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

if it ain't broke, don't fix it

The old school version of predictive maintenance.

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.

by Downstrike December 15, 2004

mind set

1. n. A state of mind, usually used in combination with descriptive modifier.

2. n. A set of minds. See committe mentality.

A mind set (see 2) can have a criminal mind set (see 1).

by Downstrike July 10, 2004