by Downstrike September 16, 2004

To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!
Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.
Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?
Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.
Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?
by Downstrike November 11, 2004

The court hereby sentences you to 30 days in the county jail.
Aw, that just ain't cool, man!
Get the hell off my ranch, you chicken thief!
You just ain't cool, you dig?
Aw, that just ain't cool, man!
Get the hell off my ranch, you chicken thief!
You just ain't cool, you dig?
by Downstrike October 16, 2004

The lip that UrbanDictionary.com gives you when you resubmit your daffynition after you discover a typo and cancel it.
by Downstrike December 01, 2004

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by Downstrike May 24, 2004

To fly, you'll need to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
