downstrike's definitions

masturbation

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.

Huh?

Masturbation.

Oh, of course!

by Downstrike September 19, 2006

Committee Mentality

The collective stupidity that results when a committee forms.

The President of the National Academy of Sciences asked, "What right has the federal government to propose that the American people conduct a vast nutritional experiment with themselves as subjects, on the strength of so very little evidence that it will do them any good?"

However, Committee Mentality was already in motion, and a popular culture icon known as the Food Guide Pyramid came to be.

by Downstrike June 16, 2004

clerk

One who handles clerical duties.

A large office needs a file clerk to keep the files organized.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

boofett

The feminine form of boo. From Race For Doroon.

Hey boofett, can I be your boo?

by Downstrike June 5, 2004

You could have went all day without saying that

A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".

Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.

Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!

Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!

by Downstrike May 19, 2006

blow your mind

It's like, you know, so far out that it's in, and so like, in, you know, that it's so far out! Can you dig it? Like, it's so hot that it's cool, and it's so cool that it's hot! It like, makes you like to say like. I mean, try it, you'll like it, man!

Hey, did you ever like, blow your mind, man? It'so groovy! No way, man, you don't gotta get stoned to blow your mind. Just look at your hand, will you? No, I mean like really look at it. Like, you know it's been on your arm since forever, but you never really look at it. Check it out! It's so far out that it's like, groovy man!

by Downstrike October 16, 2004

Emeril

The star of Cooking With Too Much Salt.

Bam! Bam! Bam!

by Downstrike May 17, 2004