douglas epley's definitions

round bottom shoes

When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes.

That bitch was so druunk, she's walking like she has on round bottom shoes.

by douglas epley December 19, 2006

ho chi minh trail

this is a nickname for highway 880 in the san francisco bay area from union city to milpitas, named for the extremely large percentage of asian drivers found on it. and subsequently the high numbers of traffic jams and accidents etc etc

dude, it took me 3 hours to go 2 miles on the ho chi minh trail, must be chinese new years

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

chucked up

a more polite way up saying fucked up also can be used when a guy named chuck fucks something up

man that job was really chucked up

by douglas epley July 15, 2008

nigger brained

when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin

damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

buick

piece of crap car driven my gangstas, wannabe gangstas, wiggers and the like. usually driven with arms stretched from sleeping posistion from near rear seat, also an acronym..Blacks United In Caucasian Killing. usually seen equipped with polished rims the size of tractor tires sometimes with retarded spinners. driver 95% likely in posession of marijuana

some nigga in a BUICK just hit and ran my ride

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

by douglas epley November 26, 2006