douglas epley's definitions

shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

chucked up

a more polite way of saying fucked up, also when a guy named chuck really fucks up

man, this moron really chucked up my car

by douglas epley November 16, 2006

feeders

a really large set of tits, ginormous, hugantic, could feed an army with them

man that chick got one big set of feeders on her

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

nigger brained

when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin

damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

Nalioth

Kind of like 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, but for homos. It sounds painful, but a lot of queers like it, besides it helps with bladder flow without resorting to Flomax.

Those 2 butt pirates pulled a Nalioth on each other last week, the bitch ended up in the hospital

by douglas epley March 12, 2021