buck a pound

what i always bet my co-worker,when a fat pig of a chick walks by...if he would do her

hey a buck a pound...you could buy a new car with that one

by douglas epley December 10, 2007

chang tang

asian pussy..hot looking asian girl...

man that girl is one hot piece of chang tang

by douglas epley November 05, 2006

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

chucked up

a more polite way of saying fucked up, also when a guy named chuck really fucks up

man, this moron really chucked up my car

by douglas epley November 16, 2006

chucked up

a more polite way up saying fucked up also can be used when a guy named chuck fucks something up

man that job was really chucked up

by douglas epley November 15, 2006

parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

by douglas epley November 27, 2006

coon juice

barbeque sauce used on ribs

yo nigga pass the mu fuckin coon juice fo my ribs

by douglas epley November 06, 2006