Definitions by dorito(:
capoon
A person who is a massive liar, or someone who constantly exaggerates everything they say. Derived from the popular slang word "Cap" (meaning a lie).Calling someone a capoon means they aren't just telling a single lie—they have basically turned lying into a full-time job.
ezap
A casual, slang greeting used to say "Yo bro" or "What's up, man?" It is a fast, energetic way to acknowledge a close friend or guy in your group.A combination of a quick greeting and an energetic shout-out.
zirred
Having an incredibly high, chaotic, and completely uncontrollable amount of energy. It is the hyperactive state you reach after consuming too much caffeine, sugar, or energy drinks, causing you to bounce off the walls or act completely wild.Can also describe a situation, party, or room that has a crazy, chaotic vibe.
hungret
The intense wave of regret, physical discomfort, and self-blame that hits you immediately after eating a massive, greasy, or oversized meal.It is the psychological and physical aftermath of being completely starving (hungry) and making terrible food choices that you instantly rue (regret).
Example 1:Person A: "Bro, why are you lying face down on the carpet?"Person B: "I just smashed a family-size kebab and a large chip pack in under ten minutes. The hungret is hitting me so hard right now, I genuinely can't move."Example 2:"I was starving at midnight and thought ordering a whole pizza was a great idea, but now I'm drowning in pure hungret."
hungret
Example 1:Person A: "Bro, why are you lying face down on the carpet?"Person B: "I just smashed a family-size kebab and a large chip pack in under ten minutes. The hungret is hitting me so hard right now, I genuinely can't move."Example 2:"I was starving at midnight and thought ordering a whole pizza was a great idea, but now I'm drowning in pure hungret."