Definitions by dookeyboy

tractor trailer 

to dirty up the floor of a lady's mobile home

My sister was pissed, 'cause after me and Joe got done ridin' our 4-wheelers we came inside and tractor trailer up real good with mud!

tractor trailer by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

main menu 

an ass whoopin' some dude's about to taste for messin' with your shit

Main menu gon' haveta step outside in a sec if I catch you eyein' up my lady one more time.

main menu by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

museum 

something human beings clearly saw at some point in time but is now extinct

Now museum, now you don't.

museum by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

cholera 

a serious disease characterized by female name calling that often leads to fisticuffs

She decked you?! Well, what did you expect her to do after you cholera bitch?!

cholera by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

freeze tag 

a redneck batchelor/batchelorette party with no cover charge

Man, let's go out to Widow's Peak tonight. They's havin' a freeze tag party for Billy Ray and Dixie - all you can eat and drink, too!

freeze tag by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

paranormal 

clothing that is fashionable/en vogue

Boy, you lookin' like a foo' witcha pants on da ground! Take dem off and put on a paranormal ones!

paranormal by dookeyboy November 16, 2010