Definitions by don samson
club scene
Activities by an enraged golfer's wife towards her unfaithful husband which may include smashing out the windows of his SUV with his golf clubs.
APPLICATION: The Cheerful Henderson's were advised by a boiling Mrs. Woods that "Tiger Had Ruined Thanksgiving" and that they should come for dessert only after the club scene had passed.
club scene by don samson December 5, 2009
Trampede
A charged up group of bullish shoppers that stampede through the doors of a store to grab every sale item in sight...
Wal Mart has decided to issue wristbands for entry into their stores on Black Friday to avoid tragic and fatal trampedes by ruthless and pushy shoppers.
Trampede by don samson December 5, 2009
spam in the can
spam in the can by don samson December 4, 2009
Sending Mixed Messages
DEFINITION: When you aren't paying attention and accidentally text a sexually suggestive message (sext) to the wrong person on your blackberry!
APPLICATION: John was called into his boss's office this afternoon for a warning because of sending mixed messages to the mailroom department.
Sending Mixed Messages by don samson December 3, 2009
Cosmo Not!
A person that spends excessive self love time in front of the mirror posing with their blackberry and taking pics!
Have you seen Elle's profile pictures yet on Facebook? The consensus by everyone is that she is a cosmo not!
Cosmo Not! by Don Samson December 1, 2009