don juan's definitions

penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls

Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk

by Don Juan April 4, 2003

closter

v.Clostered-to have a party that gets busted by the Fuzz

Dude, your party got clostered.

by Don Juan April 11, 2005

Phillips Academy Andover

The premier private boarding school in the United States. Located in Andover, Massachusetts and founded in 1778, it is both one of the oldest and most prestigious schools in existence. Phillips Academy offers a four year high school education with both boarding and day students. Its student body is more diverse culturally, ethnically, religiously, economically and socially than most colleges in the US. Phillips Academy is respected as one of the best educations available, and two US presidents (George H W Bush and George W Bush) are alumni.

Phillips Academy Andover is superior to exeter in every capacity.

by Don Juan April 16, 2005

stoupid

somebody who has a lower capacity than sombody who is stupid

wow that bitch was Stoupid!

by don Juan August 28, 2004

massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

by Don Juan April 4, 2003

CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'

Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!

by Don Juan May 7, 2004

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by Don Juan October 2, 2003