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X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers
Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.
by Don Juan November 8, 2003
mugGet the X-Philemug.

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
by Don Juan March 8, 2003
mugGet the maidmug.

CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'
Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!
by Don Juan May 7, 2004
mugGet the CPmug.

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.
Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.
by Don Juan October 2, 2003
mugGet the religionmug.

penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls
Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk
by Don Juan April 4, 2003
mugGet the penis milkmug.

Max Hirsch

n. A boy who is a compulsive lier, and he cant tell the truth to anyone. He stickheads lefty and is a wigger to the core. He is trying to compensate for something by driving in an Escalade, but nobody is fooled.

v. Hirsching-to tell the most ridiculous lie to somebody.
n. That wigger is trying to be a Max Hirsch

v. Thats not your car, your Hirsching me.
by Don Juan April 25, 2005
mugGet the Max Hirschmug.

My buddy

Coolong or any type of asian tea with a strong aroma.
My coolong, My coolong where ever i go, the TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA go.
by Don Juan June 15, 2004
mugGet the My buddymug.

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