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dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
by DOn juan July 30, 2003
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maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
by Don Juan March 8, 2003
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CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'
Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!
by Don Juan May 7, 2004
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religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.
Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.
by Don Juan October 2, 2003
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massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.
The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.
by Don Juan April 4, 2003
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X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers
Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.
by Don Juan November 8, 2003
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My buddy

Coolong or any type of asian tea with a strong aroma.
My coolong, My coolong where ever i go, the TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA go.
by Don Juan June 15, 2004
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