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Deblazz

A confused white teen who thinks that he is black and from Alabama.
Look at that wigger, he must think he is Deblazz.
by Don Juan April 15, 2005
mugGet the Deblazzmug.

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
by DOn juan July 30, 2003
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penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls
Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk
by Don Juan April 4, 2003
mugGet the penis milkmug.

Max Hirsch

n. A boy who is a compulsive lier, and he cant tell the truth to anyone. He stickheads lefty and is a wigger to the core. He is trying to compensate for something by driving in an Escalade, but nobody is fooled.

v. Hirsching-to tell the most ridiculous lie to somebody.
n. That wigger is trying to be a Max Hirsch

v. Thats not your car, your Hirsching me.
by Don Juan April 25, 2005
mugGet the Max Hirschmug.

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers
Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.
by Don Juan November 8, 2003
mugGet the X-Philemug.

Pootie Tang

1) One of the worst movie ever made.

2) Slang term for vagina, especially if it is firm and tight.
1) After watching Pootie Tang, I thought, "How is it that Hollywood can produce utter shit and still make millions off of it?"

2) The lady who lives across the street has the finest pootie tang I ever stuck my dick in.
by Don Juan August 26, 2003
mugGet the Pootie Tangmug.

death

It is the end...
"Abadi abadi abadi aba- That's all Folks!" -Porky Pig
by Don Juan May 29, 2002
mugGet the deathmug.

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