don juan's definitions

Poochacha

Another word for the sexiest part of a woman's body, her poon and/or vagina.
This word originates from the word chacha, which in spanish means girl.
Can also be used to offend someone who is being a wimp or pansy.

"Yo guy, that girl has a FINE poochacha!"

"Why are you being such a poochacha?"

by Don Juan April 2, 2005

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 8, 2003

massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

by Don Juan April 4, 2003

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

by Don Juan March 8, 2003

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by Don Juan October 2, 2003

CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'

Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!

by Don Juan May 7, 2004