X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 08, 2003

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

by Don Juan April 04, 2003

Poochacha

Another word for the sexiest part of a woman's body, her poon and/or vagina.
This word originates from the word chacha, which in spanish means girl.
Can also be used to offend someone who is being a wimp or pansy.

"Yo guy, that girl has a FINE poochacha!"

"Why are you being such a poochacha?"

by Don Juan April 02, 2005

closter

v.Clostered-to have a party that gets busted by the Fuzz

Dude, your party got clostered.

by Don Juan April 11, 2005

CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'

Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!

by Don Juan May 07, 2004

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by Don Juan October 02, 2003