An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.
(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)
by Domonic October 15, 2007

An oral cumshot, preferably while deep-throating.
by Domonic March 20, 2008

When gaming online, the point in which there is evidence, beyond reasonable doubt (by the average gamer), that a Tea Baging is about to occur. Whether or not you are on the receiving or giving side, you know that's goin' down.
1337 Sniper: Dammit Tony, I just got No-Scoped.
1337 BR: Yea, he's already Pre-Bagging you.
1337 Sniper: How can you tell?
1337 BR: He's running towards your body, looking down, and bouncing as he approaches...Okay, now he's Tea Bagging you.
1337 BR: Yea, he's already Pre-Bagging you.
1337 Sniper: How can you tell?
1337 BR: He's running towards your body, looking down, and bouncing as he approaches...Okay, now he's Tea Bagging you.
by Domonic August 07, 2008

A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.
Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...
Bob: Okay...what?
Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...
Bob: Sweet man, how was she?
Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...
Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!
Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...
Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.
Bob: Okay...what?
Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...
Bob: Sweet man, how was she?
Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...
Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!
Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...
Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.
by Domonic March 30, 2009

by Domonic January 23, 2009

Any person that walks into you without saying "excuse me" or acknowledging the fact that it happened. Derived from when cats do this to humans. Also, can be used flirtatiously.
When I was in the break room, I held the door open for Bekah with my back; however, she still happened to cat up against me when walking through the room with a smile.
by Domonic October 05, 2009

Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.
"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
by Domonic April 09, 2008
