domonic's definitions

Mexplode

When an area, previously dominated by white people, suddenly becomes overpopulated with Mexicans.

Well, in Tualatin, you have the areas by the high school that are fairly white...but, like the rest of Tualatin, these areas will Mexplode by 2010.

by Domonic February 22, 2009

College Girl Theory

The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).

Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.

Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.

by Domonic February 21, 2009

Myspace

1) A virus that is taking over people's lives all over the world. People lose their jobs, fail classes, etc just because of the website.

2) A way for people to get famous if they are hot enough, but too lazy to get a real job before they become a Myspace whore.

1) Have you been infected by Myspace? Yea, but unfortunately, I'm not going to UCLA anymore.

2) A few examples: Tila Tequila; Joe Hollywood

by Domonic January 1, 2008

Vagrenaline

The chemical in a woman's body that causes her to be the loudest thing in the vicinity. It is released by anger, usually by men.

Note that women are not physically altered by vagrenaline, unlike adrenaline released by men.

So, I have Jill the money to go and pay the electric bill last week. Now, our power's turned off. It turns out, she went out and bought a coach bag with that money. When I confronted her about it, her body released its vagrenaline, and she just started screaming at me, which was painful on the ear drums, so I just went to Jiggles.

by Domonic November 7, 2008

Sheflex

Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.

"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"

"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."

by Domonic April 9, 2008

WiiFlex

The perfect timing needed to excel in any motion-sensing game for the Wii.

In order to win at Wii Tennis, you need to have good wiiflexes, or else you will mishit the ball.

by Domonic January 23, 2009

Rhetorical Statement

Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.

1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.

2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.

by Domonic May 21, 2008