domonic's definitions

T.U.G.I.E.S.

An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.

(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)

by Domonic October 15, 2007

Schweg

The verb form of segway.

I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.

by Domonic March 18, 2009

Suburbanegro

An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.

Ever since I moved to Tualatin 16 years ago, I've been a suburbanegro.

by Domonic January 20, 2009

College Girl Theory

The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).

Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.

Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.

by Domonic February 21, 2009

Mexplode

When an area, previously dominated by white people, suddenly becomes overpopulated with Mexicans.

Well, in Tualatin, you have the areas by the high school that are fairly white...but, like the rest of Tualatin, these areas will Mexplode by 2010.

by Domonic February 22, 2009

Masturhation

Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.

Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.

Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.

by Domonic February 16, 2009

Black Irish

1)
Irish people that are either dark-skinned, or have dark hair. Contrasting to what some people think, it's not AT ALL related to African-Americans. Which means, that Stuart, whatever you are, you're not black, and have no right to say you are. Also

2)
Also, very dark Irish Creme-flavored coffee.

WARNING: THIS EXAMPLE IS A REAL CONVERSATION.
1)
Stuart: "Actually Dom, I am part black."

Dom: "No you're not. You are part retarded."

Stuart: "No seriously! My grandpa is black Irish."

Dom: "Okay. But how did Africans get to Ireland? My people sure as hell didn't swim there. If we won't get in a bath tub, we sure as hell won't jump in an ocean."

Stuart: "I'm not sure, but either way, I'm part African-American."

Dom: "Whatever, your skin looks like paper, and your hair isn't even as dark as my skin. Bye Stuart...but watch what you say since you're 'black'. I'll still kick your ass if you say it."

2)
"Coffee today, ma'm?"
"Sure, black Irish, please."

by Domonic January 29, 2007