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The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).
Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
by Domonic February 21, 2009
Get the College Girl Theory mug.An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.
(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)
by Domonic October 15, 2007
Get the T.U.G.I.E.S. mug.I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.
by Domonic March 18, 2009
Get the Schweg mug.Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.
"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
by Domonic April 9, 2008
Get the Sheflex mug.An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.
by Domonic January 20, 2009
Get the Suburbanegro mug.Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
by Domonic February 16, 2009
Get the Masturhation mug.When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.
I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
by Domonic December 24, 2008
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