domonic's definitions

Alcohol Conspiracy

The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.

Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.

by Domonic February 1, 2009

Sexcellent

An adjective used to describe someone who consistently deliver good sex, or just a description of having the best sex ever. Can also be used in any form.

My girlfriend says I'm sexcellent.

I piss sexcellence.

by Domonic January 29, 2009

WiiFlex

The perfect timing needed to excel in any motion-sensing game for the Wii.

In order to win at Wii Tennis, you need to have good wiiflexes, or else you will mishit the ball.

by Domonic January 23, 2009

Suburbanegro

An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.

Ever since I moved to Tualatin 16 years ago, I've been a suburbanegro.

by Domonic January 20, 2009

FF2J

Acronym for "Feel Free To Join". Can be said when going out, playing video games, or other applicable instances.

MySpace Bulletin: Going to a movie at 7p, ff2j

Xbox Live: m2af, playing Halo 3, ff2j

by Domonic January 7, 2009

Toilet Tension

When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.

I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...

by Domonic December 24, 2008

Vagrenaline

The chemical in a woman's body that causes her to be the loudest thing in the vicinity. It is released by anger, usually by men.

Note that women are not physically altered by vagrenaline, unlike adrenaline released by men.

So, I have Jill the money to go and pay the electric bill last week. Now, our power's turned off. It turns out, she went out and bought a coach bag with that money. When I confronted her about it, her body released its vagrenaline, and she just started screaming at me, which was painful on the ear drums, so I just went to Jiggles.

by Domonic November 7, 2008