23 definitions by domonic

Weflex

Any reaction that a group of people/animals have that is in unison and relatively similar.

BOOM!

Joe: Did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb!

Erick: Yea! What should we do?

Joe: Not sure...but did you how fast we hit the ground? We have amazing Weflexes!

by domonic July 6, 2008

Sexcellent

An adjective used to describe someone who consistently deliver good sex, or just a description of having the best sex ever. Can also be used in any form.

My girlfriend says I'm sexcellent.

I piss sexcellence.

by domonic January 29, 2009

Suburbanegro

An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.

Ever since I moved to Tualatin 16 years ago, I've been a suburbanegro.

by domonic October 8, 2008

Alcohol Conspiracy

The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.

Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.

by domonic February 1, 2009

Masturhation

Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.

Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.

Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.

by domonic February 14, 2009

Mexplode

When an area, previously dominated by white people, suddenly becomes overpopulated with Mexicans.

Well, in Tualatin, you have the areas by the high school that are fairly white...but, like the rest of Tualatin, these areas will Mexplode by 2010.

by domonic October 19, 2008

Cough Drop

An oral cumshot, preferably while deep-throating.

My girlfriend told me that she needed a cough drop...I got it right in her throat.

by domonic March 21, 2008