Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.
"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
by Domonic April 09, 2008
Get the Sheflex mug.I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.
by Domonic March 18, 2009
Get the Schweg mug.The chemical in a woman's body that causes her to be the loudest thing in the vicinity. It is released by anger, usually by men.
Note that women are not physically altered by vagrenaline, unlike adrenaline released by men.
Note that women are not physically altered by vagrenaline, unlike adrenaline released by men.
So, I have Jill the money to go and pay the electric bill last week. Now, our power's turned off. It turns out, she went out and bought a coach bag with that money. When I confronted her about it, her body released its vagrenaline, and she just started screaming at me, which was painful on the ear drums, so I just went to Jiggles.
by Domonic November 07, 2008
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Irish people that are either dark-skinned, or have dark hair. Contrasting to what some people think, it's not AT ALL related to African-Americans. Which means, that Stuart, whatever you are, you're not black, and have no right to say you are. Also
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Also, very dark Irish Creme-flavored coffee.
Irish people that are either dark-skinned, or have dark hair. Contrasting to what some people think, it's not AT ALL related to African-Americans. Which means, that Stuart, whatever you are, you're not black, and have no right to say you are. Also
2)
Also, very dark Irish Creme-flavored coffee.
WARNING: THIS EXAMPLE IS A REAL CONVERSATION.
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Stuart: "Actually Dom, I am part black."
Dom: "No you're not. You are part retarded."
Stuart: "No seriously! My grandpa is black Irish."
Dom: "Okay. But how did Africans get to Ireland? My people sure as hell didn't swim there. If we won't get in a bath tub, we sure as hell won't jump in an ocean."
Stuart: "I'm not sure, but either way, I'm part African-American."
Dom: "Whatever, your skin looks like paper, and your hair isn't even as dark as my skin. Bye Stuart...but watch what you say since you're 'black'. I'll still kick your ass if you say it."
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"Coffee today, ma'm?"
"Sure, black Irish, please."
1)
Stuart: "Actually Dom, I am part black."
Dom: "No you're not. You are part retarded."
Stuart: "No seriously! My grandpa is black Irish."
Dom: "Okay. But how did Africans get to Ireland? My people sure as hell didn't swim there. If we won't get in a bath tub, we sure as hell won't jump in an ocean."
Stuart: "I'm not sure, but either way, I'm part African-American."
Dom: "Whatever, your skin looks like paper, and your hair isn't even as dark as my skin. Bye Stuart...but watch what you say since you're 'black'. I'll still kick your ass if you say it."
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"Coffee today, ma'm?"
"Sure, black Irish, please."
by Domonic January 29, 2007
Get the Black Irish mug.The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.
Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.
by Domonic February 01, 2009
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I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
by Domonic December 24, 2008
Get the Toilet Tension mug.Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
by Domonic February 16, 2009
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