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dirty money

Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.
Don't put your dirty money in the bank or else the IRS will get you like they got Capone.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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smacktify

Verb

To rectify an undesirable situation via the process of smacking down upon hos, tricks, marks, and bitches.
I had to smacktify the situation and make those bitches smackognize.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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crack thirty

Time of night when crackheads are out on the streets. Usually used to imply a scandalous or shady time of night, like 3 AM in the ghetto.
Some bitch woke me up last night at crack thirty in the morning just so he could score a gram off me. What a punk.

alternately:

We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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10 G limit

Unwritten rule amongst drug dealers: Never spend more than 10 g's in one place. The reason being that an expenditure of over $10,000 in cash requires filling out an IRS form.
"I want to buy that mercedes, but then I'd have to break the 10 G limit."
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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incense burner

Glass tube with a bubble on the end and a carb hole, sold as a means to burn liquid incense, but actually used to smoke meth, crank, or ice.
Julio asked the smokeshop manager for an incense burner so he could buy a meth pipe without violating any laws.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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Midwife

Slut that a gentleman bangs between wives.
You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife.
by doktorj October 26, 2014
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Bicycle Egotism

The feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.
Justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. And that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.
by doktorj February 21, 2014
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