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Maelhys

Maelhys is tall. She is nice and steals people's food, that is very kind of her. Now people have no food and they are starving. And if you listen to cpr she will feel very uncomfortable, yes. yes
omg its maelhys
yes

yes
by do_not_disturb September 9, 2022
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Gaybis

Gaybis is a very sussy and gay bbg who is very sus and kisses lots of people and who likes bl and who is very nice and who plays genshin and who ahsidshdhasdh gabi is amazing
omg its gaybis
yes

omg bbg
by do_not_disturb September 9, 2022
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Emilie

Emilie is Emilie. She screams a lot and needs help a lot and laughs a lot. All her clothes and jackets look the same. She has a crush on a 22 year old who looks like the ratatouille guy.
Omg its Emilie
Hope she doesn't simp for my brother, he's 22
by do_not_disturb October 27, 2022
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A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.
Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.
by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022
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Kaeya

Kaeya is a male Genshin Impact character. Don't mischaracterize him as "The guy who will probably fuck everyone in Mondstadt." Kaeya has a traumatic backstory. When he was a child, his dad left him at Dawn Winery and told him to be a spy for Khanri'ah, his fallen homeland. "You are our only hope", his dad said, that was a heavy burden that a child shouldn't have to hold. Kaeya met Diluc and his dad at Dawn Winery, he spent a great childhood and teenage years with them. However, on the day Diluc's dad died, Kaeya felt guilty about the fact that he was a spy, that his father figure died and he couldn't think straight. Without properly thinking it through, he told Diluc that he was a spy for Khanri'ah and that was when things went bad. Kaeya and Diluc fought, Kaeya got an injury on his eye from Diluc and got his cryo vision. Because he got a cryo vision, he survived, but many say that he didn't want a vision as he wanted to die because (canon part)- he didn't want to choose between Khanri'ah and Mondstadt. After that day, they drifted apart and in the present, Kaeya is pretending to be happy and is hiding all his sadness and depression under a fake smile.

Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?
Person 1: Kaeya would literally fuck everyone in Mondstadt.

Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.
by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022
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Daniel

He's kinda zesty, he likes shaming people (as a joke idk kinda harsh sometimes but u can hit him), he's not okay i would not be surprised if he got put into a mental hospital. He's kinda smart though sometimes, other times he has memory loss and doesn't pay attention to people so thats kinda annoying but thats okay its daniel. lmfao. oh yeah hes kinda funny too cuz he has offensive humour. yeah guys u all need a daniel in ur life to abuse. WE LOVE DANIEL!
Person 1: Who is that zesty, weird ass dude

Person 2: Oh that's Daniel

Person 3: Oh okay.
by do_not_disturb January 16, 2025
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DILF

DILF (Dick I'd like to fight)
"Bro that guy is a DILF"
"He's a dick fym"
"Exactly, he's a dick i'd like to fight."
by do_not_disturb March 12, 2024
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