Definitions by do_not_disturb

A REAL Kaeya Simp 

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

A REAL Kaeya Simp by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022

Emilie 

Emilie is Emilie. She screams a lot and needs help a lot and laughs a lot. All her clothes and jackets look the same. She has a crush on a 22 year old who looks like the ratatouille guy.

Omg its Emilie
Hope she doesn't simp for my brother, he's 22

Emilie by do_not_disturb October 27, 2022

Gaybis 

Gaybis is a very sussy and gay bbg who is very sus and kisses lots of people and who likes bl and who is very nice and who plays genshin and who ahsidshdhasdh gabi is amazing

omg its gaybis
yes

omg bbg

Gaybis by do_not_disturb September 9, 2022

Maelhys 

Maelhys is tall. She is nice and steals people's food, that is very kind of her. Now people have no food and they are starving. And if you listen to cpr she will feel very uncomfortable, yes. yes

omg its maelhys
yes

yes

Maelhys by do_not_disturb September 9, 2022

Jomama 

She is a very funny person, could be gay, who knows. JOmama is a great Jomama ahahahahahehah

Omg its jomama
shes amazing

Jomama by do_not_disturb September 3, 2022

Zoe 

THE BEST GIRL AND BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. If your best friend is called Zoe, keep her close. She is the best friend you will ever have. She is VEry kind, pretty, funny and IS GREAT AT DRAWING. IF you're ever not with Zoe, keep reminding yourself that shes the best.

omg is that zoe

yes its zoe
omg mommy

Zoe by do_not_disturb September 3, 2022

Cruz 

A guy who is not homiesexual and who has a lot of PTSD from guys who were homiesexual towards him. He is very mature and doesn't make dirty jokes and has a 70% chance of having an infj personality. If he has a younger brother, his brother has a 60% chance of being an estp and annoying and likes trying to stab his brother. Cruz is tall and many girls simp for him but he doesn't simp back.

Cruz is cruz and he is mature like cruz.

Cruz by do_not_disturb August 29, 2022