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by do_not_disturb September 3, 2022
Get the Jomamamug. Gaybis is a very sussy and gay bbg who is very sus and kisses lots of people and who likes bl and who is very nice and who plays genshin and who ahsidshdhasdh gabi is amazing
by do_not_disturb September 9, 2022
Get the Gaybismug. In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.
by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022
Get the A REAL Kaeya Simpmug. He's kinda zesty, he likes shaming people (as a joke idk kinda harsh sometimes but u can hit him), he's not okay i would not be surprised if he got put into a mental hospital. He's kinda smart though sometimes, other times he has memory loss and doesn't pay attention to people so thats kinda annoying but thats okay its daniel. lmfao. oh yeah hes kinda funny too cuz he has offensive humour. yeah guys u all need a daniel in ur life to abuse. WE LOVE DANIEL!
by do_not_disturb January 16, 2025
Get the Danielmug. He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔
Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying
Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying
Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.
by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023
Get the Conanmug. Kaeya is a male Genshin Impact character. Don't mischaracterize him as "The guy who will probably fuck everyone in Mondstadt." Kaeya has a traumatic backstory. When he was a child, his dad left him at Dawn Winery and told him to be a spy for Khanri'ah, his fallen homeland. "You are our only hope", his dad said, that was a heavy burden that a child shouldn't have to hold. Kaeya met Diluc and his dad at Dawn Winery, he spent a great childhood and teenage years with them. However, on the day Diluc's dad died, Kaeya felt guilty about the fact that he was a spy, that his father figure died and he couldn't think straight. Without properly thinking it through, he told Diluc that he was a spy for Khanri'ah and that was when things went bad. Kaeya and Diluc fought, Kaeya got an injury on his eye from Diluc and got his cryo vision. Because he got a cryo vision, he survived, but many say that he didn't want a vision as he wanted to die because (canon part)- he didn't want to choose between Khanri'ah and Mondstadt. After that day, they drifted apart and in the present, Kaeya is pretending to be happy and is hiding all his sadness and depression under a fake smile.
Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?
Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?
Person 1: Kaeya would literally fuck everyone in Mondstadt.
Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.
Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.
by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022
Get the Kaeyamug. Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan
Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!
by do_not_disturb November 19, 2023
Get the Conanmug.