dmccowan's definitions

media mething

when the media reports the same story to the point of over kill

God why can't the media mething over Lindsey Lohan cease.

by dmccowan July 23, 2010

bribewashing

brainwashing through money, in hopes of causing people to forget past sins.

China must have done a lot of bribewashing in order to get the Olympics after what happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989, along with their Human Rights abuses.

by dmccowan April 28, 2008

prize winner

leaving a "large" dump someplace worthy of non-flushing.
(preferably "not" at one's own place)

Ha Ha. I left a prize winner at KFC just an hour ago.

by dmccowan October 8, 2008

C1A

Cover one's ass-a note or anything done to keep one from getting their ass chewed out for known/unknown things.

Glad I left that C1A, so that bitch of a manager didn't ream me for that stock I wasn't able to put out.

by dmccowan March 1, 2008

club music

1. Club music style songs played on radio stations.

2. Songs with no clear rhythm nor beat played on radio stations thinking since it's popular in clubs, it "SHOULD" be popular outside the clubs

God, what sort of club music is this radio station playing.

by dmccowan May 5, 2008

Romenot

Someone who claims to be a Romeo, but isn't.

God, Joel's such a Romenot.

by dmccowan January 18, 2008

crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009