djslut's definitions

Springsteen Split

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans

"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"

by djslut September 28, 2005

ransack

to ballwalk very fast

After I ransacked the local grocery store, the managers called the police.

by djslut October 4, 2005

Windpassing

A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.

He tried not to pass wind, as the wind passed through Windpassing.

by djslut October 1, 2005

coke nostril

The obvious exaggerated size of either the left or right nostril over the other due to excessive and prolonged cocaine abuse

"Damn, check out Paris Hilton's huge coke nostril!"

by djslut September 20, 2005

i said damn

An exclamation, often used to follow up a particularly ubelievable statement

"Your granny called you a bitch?! I said DAMN!"

by djslut September 23, 2005

jersey rocker

a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split

"That dude with the bleached mane, acid-wash jeans and White Lion T-shirt is a total Jersey rocker"

by djslut September 20, 2005

ghetto batz

a bit like a cross between wanksters and goths; urban ghetto youth who often wear all black but miss the point of the goth aesthetic by also displaying elements of wannabe gangsta culture such as gang signs, baggy pants, iced-out jewelry and homeboy slang, and often displaying a complete ignorance of gothic music

Goth: This club is full of ghetto batz, let's get out of here

by djslut October 1, 2005