nightcrawler

The most awesome X-men ever! Nightcrawler's real name is Kurt Wagner. He is german and a former circus acrobat. He is also a superb fencer and athlete and has extremely strong faith.

Is 5'9, blue fur, yellow eyes, three fingered hands and toes.

His main power is teleportation (BAMF) but also has other abilities such as 'sticking' to walls and seeing in the dark.

Also my idol. :)

"Have you seen X2? Maaaaaaaaan nightcrawler is awesome"

by DJD December 20, 2003

seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Ripe Nob

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.

Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"

by DJD December 20, 2003

superman

The world's most recognizable superhero.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Hippo

A godly pissed of animal. Says STFU like a pro. Member of the animal religion.

"hippo's are godly"

"that hippo totally pwned taht kid!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Curious penis

A bisexual penis that is interested in both vagina's and anuses (male love holes).

"I just got bummed by a curious penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Dwang

The term given to an old man's long penis.

Originally came from the name "Dwang" that Old Man Winter named his long penis.

"I hope I have a dwang when I'm old"

by DJD December 20, 2003