dj spykerz(scoused out)'s definitions
in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc
person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
Get the ltpmug. by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
Get the fugfmug. this is for women
you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
Get the monkey fuckmug. a term in golf that means really lucky, eg. after u have hit ur shot it bounced infront and then over the bunker, theres plenty of different situations it can be said in
person1: (hits shot) get over that bunker... yes!!
person2: u spawny bastard, if that was me that would be in the bunker
person1: i guess my golf ball has ears
person2: no ur a spawny bastard!!
person2: u spawny bastard, if that was me that would be in the bunker
person1: i guess my golf ball has ears
person2: no ur a spawny bastard!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
Get the spawnymug. when u go large with something at mcdonalds and realise u can't eat all of it therefore looking like a twat
person1: im goin large
10 minutes later.....
person2: why did u go large??
person1: i shudn't have im full
person2: ur not gona eat that half portion of chips left
person1: no
person2: haha mcfail!!!
10 minutes later.....
person2: why did u go large??
person1: i shudn't have im full
person2: ur not gona eat that half portion of chips left
person1: no
person2: haha mcfail!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009
Get the mcfailmug. all vegans are freaks, they make us eat salad and shit like that just so they can keep a few animals, most people like to wave steak under their noses to keep them away
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009
Get the VEGANmug. men think belly button piercings, nose piercings etc are sexy because it reminds them of the staple in porn mags
person1: have u seen my wifes piercings their awesome
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009
Get the piercingsmug.