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by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
Get the wiped it's face mug.person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009
Get the milf mug.men think belly button piercings, nose piercings etc are sexy because it reminds them of the staple in porn mags
person1: have u seen my wifes piercings their awesome
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009
Get the piercings mug.also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw
pain and pleasure or nothing
choices, choices!
pain and pleasure or nothing
choices, choices!
person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009
Get the cheese grater mug.we can't just fuckin well get on with sex can we
and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up
dosen't anyone think it's a take piss
and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up
dosen't anyone think it's a take piss
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 5, 2009
Get the sexually transmitted disease mug.in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc
person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
Get the ltp mug.1.You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
person1: do u know why sex is like bikes
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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