by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 03, 2009
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 01, 2009
when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault
person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
person1: i play american football
person2: u mean puff rugby
person1: u wot!!!
person2: its basicly rugby with pads and a helmet!!!!!!!
person2: u mean puff rugby
person1: u wot!!!
person2: its basicly rugby with pads and a helmet!!!!!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009
when i man goes into the girls toilet and cums on the toilet seat and all the girls that go on it get pregnant
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
a small sweet girl from slovakia that has a great personality, she seems inocent enough at first but as you get to know her you'll have had enough slaps to the arm to figure out she slaps like a total bitch, gets annoyed easly. the name dominika can actually be mistaken for dominatrix which is a type of sex which is where the woman takes control with whips, chains, handcuffs etc
person1: hey that dominika is nice int she
person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like
person1 nd 2: lol
person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like
person1 nd 2: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 03, 2009
person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009