Gradius III

One of the best motherfucking schooters of its time. Sadly overlooked by crappy games like GTA 3.

Person: So what games do you play?
Me: Many, Gradius III being one of them.
Person: It's 2003 and you still play games from 1990 with no cutscenes, 3D visuals, or badass graphics? You're retarded.
Me: Not all good games are new. *shoots him with a shotgun*

by dj gs68 September 01, 2003

Gradius III

shooters*

by dj gs68 September 14, 2003

Name's Mom

Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.

Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.

by dj gs68 July 19, 2003

ass

Bender's most frequently uttered word.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

by dj gs68 May 14, 2003

chode

A penis with a greater width than length.

RealPlayer sucks chode.

by dj gs68 July 20, 2003

Windows 2000

Way better than Windows ME, and MAC OS FUCKING NINE.

"OH NOS! MY WINDBLOWS 3.1 HAS CARASHED!"
"Dumbass, you need Windows 2000. Welcome to 1 1/4 decades ago!

by dj gs68 July 08, 2003

Light 7

An easier version on 7 Keys mode on IIDX.

I play on Light 7 mode on IIDX because I'm a poser whore.

by DJ gs68 September 18, 2003