dj gs68's definitions

pubes

Hair in the pubic regions.

Mikey: Hey mister, wanna see my pubes?
Tom: No way. Like, girls are so gross.

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

futurama

A show overshadowed by Family Guy.

by dj gs68 September 30, 2003

Homestar Runner

Limbless bastard who should be beaten up by Strong Bad and Strong Mad.

Uh-oh! This does not look good for Homestar Runner!

by dj gs68 April 25, 2003

yo momma

Someone who is so fat that she has two area codes.

Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her and got lost.

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

Redneck

Dumbass Southern people with unbearable accents. I'd rather go skydiving without a parachute than spend 5 seconds with one.

insert random redneck here: Howdy y'all!
Me: OH SHIT! SHOOT HIM!

by dj gs68 July 17, 2003

captain obvious

Anyone who states the obvious.

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

Poké Battles

A humorous Pokémon parody. It's like a fanfiction site, except in the style of the way battles in the Pokémon games are narrated. Other than that, it has little to do with Pokémon.

NARRATOR appeared!
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?

by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003