YAVCTD

acronym for YOU ARE VERY CLOSE TO DEATH used by hard-core gamers who like to PWN EACH OTHER LOL

Loser 1: Hey man isn't halo 2 like the coolest game ever (adjusts glasses).

Loser 2: OMG i no.

Loser 1: LOL YAVCTD.

Loser 2: LOL you are PWNING me.

Loser 1: LOL

Loser 2: LOL

by disneysucks October 14, 2006

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks June 17, 2006

mo defs

short for "most definitely" (contrary to popular belief it is NOT mo def, and whoever said that is fucking retarded), used because saying most definitely sounds gay and mo defs sounds cool

Kid 1: dude that girl is so hot
Kid 2: most definitely
Kid 1: wtf
Kid 2: Uhh I mean mo defs
Kid 1: true dat
Kid 3: mo def
Kids 1 and 2: ...
Kid 1: shut up dumbass

by disneysucks December 02, 2006

blackilicious

a word used to describe an African-American woman that is extremely attractive; can also be used to have a negative connotation, in this case it is describing a whore (regardless of race)

1. Dude, your mom is so blackilicious I would do her in a second.

2. My ex-girlfriend was so blackilicious, practically everyone at school has done her.

by disneysucks July 09, 2006

ESPN

Eastern Sports and Propaganda Network

Everytime I turn on ESPN they are talking about the Yankees or Patriots or Red Sox or some other gay east coast team, as if the west coast does not exist.

by disneysucks July 30, 2006