Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 01, 2003

Van-Girl

The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School.

"That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me."

by Dirty Sanchez March 02, 2004

your mom's sweet asshole

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

stump

Someone who is a younger sibling, or someone that is shorter than you. They are usually stupid, annoying and sadistic. They are not very tough either. In other words, they are people that you beat up everyday and laugh at.

Bob is sutch a fucking stump. Lets go fuck up that fucker.

by Dirty Sanchez July 22, 2004

Swettius Hobous

A perspiring homeless man/woman whom rides the trains from town to town.

Look at that Swettius Hobous attempting to hop on to the train.

by Dirty Sanchez August 01, 2003

cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.

Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.

by dirty sanchez July 01, 2003