noobs

Plural of "noob" or "n00b". "Leet talk" for "Newbie". A person who is not yet skilled in the ways of various computer fuctions, such as games, BBs, or Chat.

"Our usual CounterStrike server is filled with noobs today."

by Dirk February 20, 2004

Cheap Tactics

Using tactics that require an absence of testicles; usually used by players with no skill.

Constantly suicide bombing a base in Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

by Dirk January 19, 2004

HONDA

Had
One
Never
Did
Again

I used to have a HONDA.

by Dirk November 11, 2004

hole

A place where nothing happens and nobody wants to be there.

Used to describe places that should be avoided at all costs.

I went to Adelaide in the holidays and it was such a hole

by dirk March 03, 2005

philosophy

The art of finding complicated things to worry about so that the less complicated things seem less troublesome.

-I don't care what I have for lunch today, I've nearly figured out how religion could be a product of evolution.

-So this cold pizza'll do?

-Shshh.

by Dirk April 08, 2005