dirge's definitions

Triumph

the best talking puppet ever!!! SCREW KERMIT!!

"For me to poop on!" ~ Triumph

by Dirge February 13, 2005

substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 13, 2005

spider

something bored students make by sticking saples in a pencil eraser and throwing it on the school cieling so it can stick and annoy the teachers.

Did ya count how many spiders where on the celing today? ~ Me

by Dirge February 15, 2005

hornet

something you shoot from a rubber band and it really hurts! (made from paper)

"The best hornets to shoot at people should be thick and probably made out of flash cards" ~ Me

by Dirge February 15, 2005

meat pie

An asian person who acts like they are black.

Yellow on the outside, black on the inside.

by Dirge May 25, 2004

ugly tree

The species of flora from which ugly people come

Look at that whore she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea

by Dirge May 28, 2004

the sash

A loyalist song well known to anyone residing in Norn Iron, as well as to many people in Scotland, particularly Glasgow

It was old but it was beautiful, and the colours they were fine,
It was borne at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne,
And me father wore it in his youth in the bygone days of yore,
And on the 12th I love to wear the sash my father wore.

by Dirge May 30, 2004